The staff - people were rude and annoyed to deal with us, it took us 90 minutes to get a clean room, despite checking in at 5pm
The dining service was slow, it took too long to get coffee or water
The wi-fi went out for more than 18 hours and when it worked, it was very slow
The room was very mediocre - full of EU plugs, which was a challenge to charge things
The food was mediocre, breakfast was probably best, but lunch and dinner were meh. Food, once it ran out, was not replaced
The cleanliness of the place: our sink clogged and drained onto the floor from underneath, there was lots of hair (not ours)
The AC dripped all over our bags
We knew when going here that this place was going to be poor and so we laughed and enjoyed our blast from the past. (The other place we were staying was terrible so we needed something last minute.) It's like a 1960s or 70s throw-back resort. However, if you have any choice, there are better places on the island.
The pool area was lovely
One or two of the staff were very helpful
The beach was relatively empty
Free rental of the kayaks, snorkeling gear, etc.