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Reviews of The Green Man Boutique Hotel 4 stars

The Green Man, The Street, Takeley, CM22 6QU, United Kingdom

#5 of 9 hotels in Takeley

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 480 hotel reviews

5.8

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    6.8

  • Comfort

    6.7

  • Location

    6.9

  • Facilities

    6.2

  • Staff

    6.2

  • Value for money

    6.5

  • Free WiFi

    6.4

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  • Reviewed: 5 April 2024

    7.0
    Normal
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Very cold floor in the bathroom. I was not able to unlock the room. Receptionist called handy man who fixed the lock

    Nice room

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 3 April 2024

    7.0
    It was what we needed the food in the pub below was excellent
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    Pillows were a bit flat and uncomfortable

    Dinner was great and the staff in the pub were lovely, hotel was very basic but what we needed

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 27 March 2024

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    A quaint old property with quirks. The food available in the evening was very good and appropriate portions. The staff were friendly and helpful.

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 15 March 2024

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No breakfast available at the hotel. Fortunately we were able to drive to a cafe not too far away.

    Clean, characterful, comfortable bed, excellent parking.

    Stayed in March 2024

  • Reviewed: 5 February 2024

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    N/a

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 18 January 2024

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Solo traveller
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Noisy plumbing

    It was quite nice, I re read the description and couldn’t see that to access the room was up a metal external staircase, not very impressed with the wet pillowcases over the railings.

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2024

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    We wanted to take a shower but there wasn’t hot water. We sent a message to the property and we had no answer.

    The room was well decorated.

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 16 December 2023

    5.0
    Cool little place, needs some TLC and staff need to actually attend to their guests.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Deluxe Quadruple Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No hit water - a warm shower after a long haul flight is a main feature - we couldn't have one Staff didn't respond helpfully at all.

    Great little place - fun and quirky.

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 December 2023

    6.0
    Good location for Stansted airport
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    That mattress needs changing quite uncomfortable

    Nice heater to keeping it nice and warm-

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 7 November 2023

    5.0
    False advertisement of the food facilities, room was comfortable however just needs some touch ups
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Quadruple Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No heating although they did the provide an electric plug in heater. The big issue was there was mention in the discription of the Thai/pub restaurant downstairs for food which is part of the reason we booked this place for ease of eating in the evening... However this was actually completely shut down! But we were never prewarned therefore this was false advertising. Coat hook hanging off the wall so not usable. Bathroom needed a good thorough clean and rerouting around the shower, wallpaper was coming off the wall.

    Great location and a quirky little room.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 October 2023

    5.0
    We needed a bed for the night
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Apartment
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Had some difficulties locating the lock box in the dark. No heating so very cold. Tea cups and cuttlery not clean.

    Self service check in late. Nice with option of tea or coffee

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 15 October 2023

    7.0
    Very short due to early flight, but would use again.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Tricky to access, was given two different lock codes

    Comfortable, neat, convenient

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 15 October 2023

    7.0
    Good for a night stay or two
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Twin Room with Bath
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No shower in the room but a lovely bath

    Clean and a cute boutique

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 October 2023

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No hot water

    Location

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 9 October 2023

    5.0
    Passable
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    not true is 1.6 miles from Stansted airport

    Nothing

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 29 September 2023

    5.0
    Passable
    • Business trip
    • Family with young children
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    There was no pigal (toiletbrush) in the bathroom. A bit noisy on Saturday, but ok. Floors had an inclination, very old building. The electric teapot was not cleaned and had remnants of water and salts. We left on a Sunday, Uber was not coming due to the close airport. They prefered to take routes from there, so it was difficult to reach the airport. We did this on foot. Also buses on sunday come and go every 1,5 hour according to the Citymapper. So very bad experience reaching the airport.

    Generally peacefull place with easy acess by road, in the nature.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 28 September 2023

    5.0
    Convenient for the airport for a reasonable price
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Apartment
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Didn’t feel clean

    The location and the cost

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 19 September 2023

    5.0
    Would not recommend
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Quadruple Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing, never saw a member of staff

    Nothing, was on top of a pub , that was shut, no slip mat in the shower, room was dirty

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 13 September 2023

    6.0
    Good stay but only for short
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Deluxe Quadruple Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No hot water evening or morning and no soap,shampooo, conditioner or shower gel

    Stay was really nice and room good but no hot water evening or night

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 13 September 2023

    5.0
    Very convenient, easy to use but not restful
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Twin Room with Bath
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Noisy pub downstairs kept us awake till long past closing time. Room was very hot and stuffy, beds were ok but not comfy. So impossible to sleep.

    Location was good. Easy to find and the key code system was very easy to use.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 26 August 2023

    6.0
    Ok for what we needed
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Only left one towel, no tea spoons in the room and small car park.

    Location to the Airport was brilliant

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 18 August 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    No service at all, completely self service, restaurant advertised not open, nowhere to eat or drink for miles, no answer on help number

    Quirky, old, period

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 16 August 2023

    5.0
    Passable
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The car park was super tiny and there was hardly any room to get in and out. The room was very hot even with windows open, fan might be nice for people staying. The shower wasn’t very clean upon arrival, there was some sort of liquid probably shampoo over the shower floor. No presence from staff, quite soleless.

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: 15 August 2023

    6.0
    okay, but wouldn't go again
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Double Room with Private Bathroom
    • Stayed 1 night

    the room was cramped.

    It's close to the airport

    Stayed in August 2023

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