Hotel Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 rue Blanche, 9th arr., 75009 Paris, France – Excellent location – show map – Subway Access

Excellent location – rated 9.4/10! (score from 856 reviews)

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9.0
Wonderful
858 reviews

Super cute decor! Very comfy beds. Breakfast was nice. Easy access to Blanche station with 2 block walk. Very close to Montmartre and Sacre Couer. Easily managed Metro throughout Paris. Friendly staff.

Wooten United States of America

Very clean Breakfast really good for the price Room is small but there is everything you need Unlimited snacks during the day

Aannoou United States of America

Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.

Oren Israel

Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.

Cynthia Peru

Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast

Johanne Belgium

Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly. The free tea and coffee buffet throughout the day was a nice touch.

Edith Austria

I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed. They are air-conditioned, there are plugs for your phone and computer (so you don't need converters), the non-alcoholic drinks in the refrigerator are free, and a delicious breakfast is included. Moreover, you can visit any of their other hotels in Paris and enjoy their snacks all day long.

Margarita United States of America

Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom

Sona Netherlands

Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day. Very easy to access all the attractions in paris from the location through metro. Sophiya at the reception is an amazing girl.We stayed for 3 nights and through-out our stay she guided us for the things we wanted to do in Paris .I followed her suggestions and it really helped us to save time and cover everything we wanted to do on our trip. Will stay again in this hotel for my next trip.

Madhav Qatar

Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly

Kerry Australia
9.0
Wonderful
858 reviews
  • What guests loved the most:
  • “Super cute decor! Very comfy beds. Breakfast was nice. Easy access to Blanche station with 2 block walk. Very close to Montmartre and Sacre Couer. Easily managed Metro throughout Paris.”
    Wooten Wooten United States of America United States of America
  • “Very clean Breakfast really good for the price Room is small but there is everything you need Unlimited snacks during the day”
    Aannoou Aannoou United States of America United States of America
  • “Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.”
    Oren Oren Israel Israel
  • “Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.”
    Cynthia Cynthia Peru Peru
  • “Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast”
    Johanne Johanne Belgium Belgium
  • “Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly.”
    Edith Edith Austria Austria
  • “I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed.”
    Margarita Margarita United States of America United States of America
  • “Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom”
    Sona Sona Netherlands Netherlands
  • “Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day.”
    Madhav Madhav Qatar Qatar
  • “Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly”
    Kerry Kerry Australia Australia

Categories:

  • Staff 9.5
  • Facilities 9.1
  • Cleanliness 9.4
  • Comfort 9.3
  • Value for money 9.1
  • Location9.4
  • Free WiFi8.6
High score for Paris

Located in the 9th district of Paris, just a 3-minute walk from the Moulin Rouge, Hotel Joke – Astotel offers a 24-hour front desk, concierge service and free WiFi access throughout. Blanche Metro Station is 600 feet away and offers direct access to the Arc de Triomphe.

All rooms are air-conditioned and feature a flat-screen TV and a safety deposit box and all rooms include complimentary nonalcoholic beverages in the mini-bar. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries.

A breakfast is available each morning at Hotel Joke – Astotel and it can be served in the comfort of your own room. Room service is also provided and restaurants can be reached within walking distance of the hotel. Starting in the afternoon until late in the evening, guests can also enjoy free nonalcoholic beverages and snacks in the hotel lobby. Guests can stop by any of Astotel's hotels in Paris to enjoy this service and have a drink or snack, free of charge.

Additional features include luggage storage, an airport shuttle service and currency exchange. The Montmartre district is a 10-minute walk away and Saint-Lazare Train Station is 0.6 mi from the property.

This is our guests' favorite part of Paris, according to independent reviews.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.4 for a two-person trip.

Hotel Joke - Astotel has been welcoming Booking.com guests since May 4, 2015
 Hotel chain/brand: Astotel

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Most popular amenities

Free WiFi
Family rooms
Non-smoking rooms
24-hour front desk
Facilities for disabled guests
Elevator

Property Highlights

Located in the best-rated area in Paris, this hotel has an excellent location score of 9.4

Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly-rated for its very comfy beds.

Breakfast Info

Gluten-free, Buffet

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Guest reviews

9.0
Wonderful · 858 reviews
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Categories:
  • Staff 9.5
  • Facilities 9.1
  • Cleanliness 9.4
  • Comfort 9.3
  • Value for money 9.1
  • Location9.4
  • Free WiFi8.6
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  • Wooten United States of America

    “Super cute decor! Very comfy beds. Breakfast was nice. Easy access to Blanche station with 2 block walk. Very close to Montmartre and Sacre Couer. Easily managed Metro throughout Paris. Friendly staff.”

  • Aannoou United States of America

    “Very clean Breakfast really good for the price Room is small but there is everything you need Unlimited snacks during the day”

  • Oren Israel

    “Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.”

  • Cynthia Peru

    “Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.”

  • Johanne Belgium

    “Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast”

  • Edith Austria

    “Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly. The free tea and coffee buffet throughout the day was a nice touch.”

  • Margarita United States of America

    “I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed. They are air-conditioned, there are plugs for your phone and computer (so you don't need converters), the non-alcoholic drinks in the refrigerator are free, and a delicious breakfast is included. Moreover, you can visit any of their other hotels in Paris and enjoy their snacks all day long.”

  • Sona Netherlands

    “Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom”

  • Madhav Qatar

    “Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day. Very easy to access all the attractions in paris from the location through metro. Sophiya at the reception is an amazing girl.We stayed for 3 nights and through-out our stay she guided us for the things we wanted to do in Paris .I followed her suggestions and it really helped us to save time and cover everything we wanted to do on our trip. Will stay again in this hotel for my next trip.”

  • Kerry Australia

    “Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly”

Property questions and answers
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  • Hello Your check in is until midnight. I’m looking at flights and I may not check in until after midnight. Would that be ok? Thanks.
    Hello, That is okies, we opend 24h/24h, just ring the door when you come, we will open it for you ! Kind regards, Hotel JOKE Team
    Answered on March 27, 2022
  • Which rooms offer street balconies?
    Dear guest, We thank you for having chosen the Hotel Joke *** ASTOTEL for this future parisian stay. Unfortunately, the rooms at Hotel Joke doesn't have a balconies. We remain at your entire disposal for any further request, Kind regards,
    Answered on March 20, 2021
  • Hello, our flight lands at CDG at 23:25. What would be the easiest way to get to your hotel then? Many thanks, Avichai.
    The easiest way is to take a cab. If not, you can take a train (RER B) from CDG till Gare Du Nord station and take metro no. 2 To sation BLANCHE. The hotel is 3 mins walk from the station.
    Answered on July 12, 2021
  • Is there a shuttle from any of the airports? I arrive at Beauvais and leave from CDG
    Dear Guests, Thank you for your message. The hotel doesn't work with shuttle companies. For your flight from CDG, we can order a cab from the hotel, the front desk receptionistes will be here to help you with it. Kind regards, Happy front desk team
    Answered on December 28, 2019
  • Do you have adjoining rooms? We will need two separate rooms but want to keep the door cracked open and easy access for our children ages 8 and 10.
    Dear guest, Yes, we do have a family room as you wish ! Kind regards, Hotel JOKE Team
    Answered on February 22, 2022

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Hotel surroundings *
Guests loved walking around the neighborhood!
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What's nearby
  • Carrousel de Paris
    0.1 miles
  • Nouvelle Eve
    0.1 miles
  • Moulin Rouge
    0.1 miles
  • Place Pigalle
    0.2 miles
  • Casino de Paris Theatre
    0.3 miles
Restaurants & cafes
  • Cafe/Bar Bars les plus proches
    0 miles
  • Restaurant Restaurants les plus proches
    0 miles
  • Restaurant Restaurants rue Lepic
    0.1 miles
Top attractions
  • La Cigale Concert Hall
    0.4 miles
  • Gare Saint-Lazare
    0.5 miles
  • Sacré-Coeur
    0.6 miles
  • Opéra Garnier
    0.7 miles
  • Gare du Nord
    1 miles
  • Gare du Nord Metro Station
    1.1 miles
  • Louvre Museum
    1.5 miles
  • Arc de Triomphe
    1.8 miles
  • Notre Dame
    2.2 miles
  • Opéra Bastille
    2.7 miles
Public transit
  • Subway Blanche Metro Station
    0.1 miles
  • Subway Place de Clichy Metro Station
    0.2 miles
  • Subway Pigalle Metro Station
    0.3 miles
  • Subway Liège Metro Station
    0.3 miles
  • Subway Abbesses Metro Station
    0.3 miles
Closest Airports
  • Paris - Orly Airport
    10.7 miles
  • Paris - Charles De Gaulle Airport
    13.8 miles
  • Paris Beauvais-Tille Airport
    41.1 miles
* All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Most popular amenities

Free WiFi
Family rooms
Non-smoking rooms
24-hour front desk
Facilities for disabled guests
Elevator
Food & Drink
  • Special diet meals (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
No parking available.
Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Concierge
  • Baggage storage
  • Dry cleaning Additional charge
  • 24-hour front desk
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • 24-hour security
  • Safe
General
  • Air conditioning
  • Smoke-free property
  • Heating
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Elevator
  • Family rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Non-smoking rooms
Languages Spoken
  • English
  • Spanish
  • French
  • Italian
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House rules Hotel Joke - Astotel takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in

From 2:00 PM

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in

Check-out

Until 12:00 PM

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.

Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

Children 18 and above are considered adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Crib by request
Free
3 - 12 years
Extra bed by request
€ 50 per child, per night

Additional fees are not calculated automatically in the total cost and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The maximum number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the room you choose. Double-check your selected room for the maximum capacity.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction

There's no age requirement for check-in

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Groups

When booking more than 5 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Mastercard Visa UnionPay credit card JCB American Express Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print

Please note that a valid credit card must be presented upon arrival.

Please note that the credit card used to make the reservation and a photo identification will be requested on arrival. The name on these 2 documents must match the guest's name. If the guest's name is different, please contact the property before arrival.

Holiday vouchers accepted.

In response to the coronavirus (COVID-19), additional safety and sanitation measures are in effect at this property.

Food and beverage services at this property may be limited or unavailable due to the coronavirus (COVID-19).

Due to the coronavirus (COVID-19), this property is taking steps to protect the safety of guests and staff. Certain services and amenities may be reduced or unavailable as a result.

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Hotel Joke - Astotel of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

FAQs about Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • Hotel Joke - Astotel is 2 miles from the center of Paris.

  • Room options at Hotel Joke - Astotel include:

    • Single
    • Double
    • Twin
    • Family

  • From the nearest airport, you can get to Hotel Joke - Astotel by:

    • Train 1h

  • The prices at Hotel Joke - Astotel may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.

  • Guests staying at Hotel Joke - Astotel can enjoy a highly-rated breakfast during their stay (guest review score: 8.5).

    Breakfast option(s) include:

    • Gluten-free
    • Buffet

  • Hotel Joke - Astotel offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Check-in at Hotel Joke - Astotel is from 2:00 PM, and check-out is until 12:00 PM.