Hotel Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 rue Blanche, 9th arr., 75009 Paris, France – Excellent location – show map – Subway Access

Excellent location – rated 9.3/10! (score from 830 reviews)

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9.1
Wonderful
830 reviews

Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.

Oren Israel

Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.

Cynthia Peru

Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast

Johanne Belgium

Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly. The free tea and coffee buffet throughout the day was a nice touch.

Edith Austria

I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed. They are air-conditioned, there are plugs for your phone and computer (so you don't need converters), the non-alcoholic drinks in the refrigerator are free, and a delicious breakfast is included. Moreover, you can visit any of their other hotels in Paris and enjoy their snacks all day long.

Margarita United States of America

Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom

Sona Netherlands

Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day. Very easy to access all the attractions in paris from the location through metro. Sophiya at the reception is an amazing girl.We stayed for 3 nights and through-out our stay she guided us for the things we wanted to do in Paris .I followed her suggestions and it really helped us to save time and cover everything we wanted to do on our trip. Will stay again in this hotel for my next trip.

Madhav Qatar

Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly

Kerry Australia

Reception, breakfast and cleaning staff was very friendly and accommodating in every regard (e.g. I accidentally spilled some tea and this was taken care of as soon as I notified staff which was much appreciated). It was obvious that it was important to make every guest feel very welcome and everything was therefore well-organized. Room was clean and basics were being provided for (e.g. hair-dryer, soap, shampoo). Drinks in minibar came with compliments of the hotel which was much appreciated (same applied to the snacks in the lobby). Breakfast was plentiful and a large variety of hot and cold food and drinks was on offer. Quirky designs in the room and in the lobby. Leaving luggage on the day of check-out was no problem at all. Hotel is well-situated close to the metro (only a few min walk away).

Winters_day Austria

The staff was friendly Very clean hotel with updated furniture The complimentary food and drinks definitely adds something (not a wow)(attached a pic of the inroom drinks.. in addition to the hot drinks, food is in the lobby) but its a good thing Hotel feels cozy

Marwan Egypt
9.1
Wonderful
830 reviews
  • What guests loved the most:
  • “Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.”
    Oren Oren Israel Israel
  • “Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.”
    Cynthia Cynthia Peru Peru
  • “Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast”
    Johanne Johanne Belgium Belgium
  • “Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly.”
    Edith Edith Austria Austria
  • “I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed.”
    Margarita Margarita United States of America United States of America
  • “Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom”
    Sona Sona Netherlands Netherlands
  • “Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day.”
    Madhav Madhav Qatar Qatar
  • “Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly”
    Kerry Kerry Australia Australia
  • “Reception, breakfast and cleaning staff was very friendly and accommodating in every regard (e.g.”
    Winters_day Winters_day Austria Austria
  • “The staff was friendly Very clean hotel with updated furniture The complimentary food and drinks definitely adds something (not a wow)(attached a pic of the inroom drinks..”
    Marwan Marwan Egypt Egypt

Categories:

  • Staff 9.5
  • Facilities 9.1
  • Cleanliness 9.4
  • Comfort 9.2
  • Value for money 9.0
  • Location9.3
  • Free WiFi8.5
High score for Paris

Located in the 9th district of Paris, just a 3-minute walk from the Moulin Rouge, Hotel Joke – Astotel offers a 24-hour front desk, concierge service and free WiFi access throughout. Blanche Metro Station is 600 feet away and offers direct access to the Arc de Triomphe.

All rooms are air-conditioned and feature a flat-screen TV and a safety deposit box and all rooms include complimentary nonalcoholic beverages in the mini-bar. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries.

A breakfast is available each morning at Hotel Joke – Astotel and it can be served in the comfort of your own room. Room service is also provided and restaurants can be reached within walking distance of the hotel. Starting in the afternoon until late in the evening, guests can also enjoy free nonalcoholic beverages and snacks in the hotel lobby. Guests can stop by any of Astotel's hotels in Paris to enjoy this service and have a drink or snack, free of charge.

Additional features include luggage storage, an airport shuttle service and currency exchange. The Montmartre district is a 10-minute walk away and Saint-Lazare Train Station is 0.6 mi from the property.

This is our guests' favorite part of Paris, according to independent reviews.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.4 for a two-person trip.

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Located in the best-rated area in Paris, this hotel has an excellent location score of 9.3

Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly-rated for its very comfy beds.

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Gluten-free, Buffet

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Free WiFi
Family rooms
Non-smoking rooms
24-hour front desk
Facilities for disabled guests
Elevator
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9.1
Wonderful
 · 830 reviews
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Categories:
  • Staff 9.5
  • Facilities 9.1
  • Cleanliness 9.4
  • Comfort 9.2
  • Value for money 9.0
  • Location9.3
  • Free WiFi8.5
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  • Oren Israel

    “Tasty and rich breakfast. Vegitables would have been nice to have.”

  • Cynthia Peru

    “Creative decoration, clean, access to a mini terrace, free drinks and food (water, soft drinks, coffee, bread, fruit, chips). Good breakfast.”

  • Johanne Belgium

    “Right near moulin rouge and metro Nice, very clean room, just bathroom is small Small but very nice breakfast”

  • Edith Austria

    “Good breakfast, great location in a lively neighborhood with a local feel, yet extremely quiet. The staff was very helpful and friendly. The free tea and coffee buffet throughout the day was a nice touch.”

  • Margarita United States of America

    “I have now stayed three different times at this hotel and absolutely love it. The rooms are small, but very well appointed. They are air-conditioned, there are plugs for your phone and computer (so you don't need converters), the non-alcoholic drinks in the refrigerator are free, and a delicious breakfast is included. Moreover, you can visit any of their other hotels in Paris and enjoy their snacks all day long.”

  • Sona Netherlands

    “Good location, proximity to the metro and easy access to the Gare du Nord. Very clean and convenient space Fridge with free drinks and convenient for storing one’s own food Nice bathroom”

  • Madhav Qatar

    “Everything was perfect. The hotel is located just 2 minutes away from the Metro. Daily breakfast and free snacks , coffees and soft beverages for whole day. Very easy to access all the attractions in paris from the location through metro. Sophiya at the reception is an amazing girl.We stayed for 3 nights and through-out our stay she guided us for the things we wanted to do in Paris .I followed her suggestions and it really helped us to save time and cover everything we wanted to do on our trip. Will stay again in this hotel for my next trip.”

  • Kerry Australia

    “Each day you could get coffee and pastry when you returned 2pm to late in night. Staff friendly”

  • Winters_day Austria

    “Reception, breakfast and cleaning staff was very friendly and accommodating in every regard (e.g. I accidentally spilled some tea and this was taken care of as soon as I notified staff which was much appreciated). It was obvious that it was important to make every guest feel very welcome and everything was therefore well-organized. Room was clean and basics were being provided for (e.g. hair-dryer, soap, shampoo). Drinks in minibar came with compliments of the hotel which was much appreciated (same applied to the snacks in the lobby). Breakfast was plentiful and a large variety of hot and cold food and drinks was on offer. Quirky designs in the room and in the lobby. Leaving luggage on the day of check-out was no problem at all. Hotel is well-situated close to the metro (only a few min walk away).”

  • Marwan Egypt

    “The staff was friendly Very clean hotel with updated furniture The complimentary food and drinks definitely adds something (not a wow)(attached a pic of the inroom drinks.. in addition to the hot drinks, food is in the lobby) but its a good thing Hotel feels cozy ”

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  • Which rooms offer street balconies?

    Dear guest, We thank you for having chosen the Hotel Joke *** ASTOTEL for this future parisian stay. Unfortunately, the rooms at Hotel Joke doesn't have a balconies. We remain at your entire disposal for any further request, Kind regards,

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    Answered on March 20, 2021
  • Hello, our flight lands at CDG at 23:25. What would be the easiest way to get to your hotel then? Many thanks, Avichai.

    The easiest way is to take a cab. If not, you can take a train (RER B) from CDG till Gare Du Nord station and take metro no. 2 To sation BLANCHE. The hotel is 3 mins walk from the station.

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    Answered on July 12, 2021
  • Is there a shuttle from any of the airports? I arrive at Beauvais and leave from CDG

    Dear Guests, Thank you for your message. The hotel doesn't work with shuttle companies. For your flight from CDG, we can order a cab from the hotel, the front desk receptionistes will be here to help you with it. Kind regards, Happy front desk team

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    Answered on December 28, 2019
  • Hi! Do your rooms have a safety deposit box?

    Good morning Sir/Madam, Yes, we do have a safety deposit box in the room. Quynh

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    Answered on August 30, 2021
  • Bonjour, Do you provide irons in your rooms? Merci, Kind Regards, Georgie

    Thanks for your request, we inform you that the iron will be on request at the reception Staying at your disposal

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    Answered on August 26, 2021
  • Hi, do we need health pass to enter the hotel? We will have antigen tests with us, but not health pass. Thank you

    Sir/Madam, Thank you for your question. Our hotel guests are not required to have a health pass to enter the hotel. Best, Quynh

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    Answered on August 29, 2021
  • Do you have a room to store safely our bikes?

    Dear Guests, Unforunately we do not have room to store bikes. Regards, Hotel Joke***

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    Answered on July 7, 2021
Hotel surroundings *
Guests loved walking around the neighborhood!
Excellent location – show map
What's nearby
  • Carrousel de Paris
    0.1 miles
  • Nouvelle Eve
    0.1 miles
  • Moulin Rouge
    0.1 miles
  • Place Pigalle
    0.2 miles
  • Casino de Paris Theatre
    0.3 miles
Restaurants & cafes
  • Cafe/Bar Bars les plus proches
    0 miles
  • Restaurant Restaurants les plus proches
    0 miles
  • Restaurant Restaurants rue Lepic
    0.1 miles
Top attractions
  • La Cigale Concert Hall
    0.4 miles
  • Gare Saint-Lazare
    0.5 miles
  • Sacré-Coeur
    0.6 miles
  • Opéra Garnier
    0.7 miles
  • Gare du Nord
    1 miles
  • Gare du Nord Metro Station
    1.1 miles
  • Louvre Museum
    1.5 miles
  • Arc de Triomphe
    1.8 miles
  • Notre Dame
    2.2 miles
  • Opéra Bastille
    2.7 miles
Public transit
  • Subway Blanche Metro Station
    0.1 miles
  • Subway Place de Clichy Metro Station
    0.2 miles
  • Subway Pigalle Metro Station
    0.3 miles
  • Subway Liège Metro Station
    0.3 miles
  • Subway Abbesses Metro Station
    0.3 miles
Closest Airports
  • Paris - Orly Airport
    10.7 miles
  • Paris - Charles De Gaulle Airport
    13.8 miles
  • Paris Beauvais-Tille Airport
    41.1 miles
* All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Most popular amenities

Free WiFi
Family rooms
Non-smoking rooms
24-hour front desk
Facilities for disabled guests
Elevator
Food & Drink
  • Bottle of water
  • Special diet meals (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
No parking available.
Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Concierge
  • Baggage storage
  • Dry cleaning Additional charge
  • 24-hour front desk
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • 24-hour security
  • Safe
General
  • Air conditioning
  • Smoke-free property
  • Heating
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Elevator
  • Family rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Non-smoking rooms
Languages Spoken
  • English
  • Spanish
  • French
  • Italian
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House rules Hotel Joke - Astotel takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in

From 2:00 PM

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in

Check-out

Until 12:00 PM

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.

Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

Children 3 and above are considered adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Crib by request
Free
Extra bed by request
€ 50 per child, per night
3+ years
Extra bed by request
€ 50 per person, per night

Additional fees are not calculated automatically in the total cost and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The maximum number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the room you choose. Double-check your selected room for the maximum capacity.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction

There's no age requirement for check-in

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Groups

When booking more than 5 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Mastercard Visa UnionPay credit card JCB American Express Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print

Please note that a valid credit card must be presented upon arrival.

Please note that the credit card used to make the reservation and a photo identification will be requested on arrival. The name on these 2 documents must match the guest's name. If the guest's name is different, please contact the property before arrival.

Holiday vouchers accepted.

In response to the coronavirus (COVID-19), additional safety and sanitation measures are in effect at this property.

Food and beverage services at this property may be limited or unavailable due to the coronavirus (COVID-19).

Due to the coronavirus (COVID-19), this property is taking steps to protect the safety of guests and staff. Certain services and amenities may be reduced or unavailable as a result.

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Hotel Joke - Astotel of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

FAQs about Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • From the nearest airport, you can get to Hotel Joke - Astotel by:

    • Train 1h

  • Check-in at Hotel Joke - Astotel is from 2:00 PM, and check-out is until 12:00 PM.

  • Room options at Hotel Joke - Astotel include:

    • Single
    • Double
    • Twin
    • Family

  • The prices at Hotel Joke - Astotel may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.

  • Hotel Joke - Astotel offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Guests staying at Hotel Joke - Astotel can enjoy a highly-rated breakfast during their stay (guest review score: 8.5).

      Breakfast option(s) include:

      • Gluten-free
      • Buffet

    • Hotel Joke - Astotel is 2 miles from the center of Paris.