Condo Hotel

The Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Drive, N/A Simpson Bay, St. Maarten – Excellent location – show map

Excellent location – rated 9.7/10! (score from 68 reviews)

Real guests • Real stays • Real opinions

9.6
Exceptional
68 reviews

The photos online don't do it justice! This place is beautiful and RIGHT ON THE BEACH! It was perfect. Great balcony to sit and have beers overlooking the bay! Close to the airport and most places we wanted to go! Friendly staff and awesome room - everything we wanted.

Carlosroux United States of America

Everything was so comfortable and cozy. Looking right out our door and seeing the ocean so near was a plus. The staff made sure we had everything that we needed.

Donna United States of America

Everything! well equipped kitchen, fast wifi, parking in site, friendly staff, and location in front of the beach, and close to restaurants and stores.

Rodrigo United States of America

The beautiful location with the lovely beach just steps away, the large room with an unbeatable view and the wonderful staff.

Laura United States of America

great location, great owners, you are right there on your own slice of beach, Simpson Bay and surrounding places, and the people you will meet will change your life!

Jerry United States of America

Debbie, the proprietor, was outstanding. She went above and beyond to make sure our stay was perfect. The view was spectacular. The room was huge!

Marjorie United States of America

The hosts, Debbie and Doug are amazing. Attention to every detail. Small and intimate facility. The resident dog, Margarita, and cat, Betsy made you feel like family. Very knowledgeable with all things island.

Sharon United States of America

If you are looking for all-inclusive, this is not for you. This is your own little place, immediately adjacent to the ocean. Buy some groceries locally, keep fresh in a wonderful well stocked kitchen, and choose when to just sit and relax looking out over the ocean and choose your own libation. This is peaceful rest! The evenings are breezy and the rhythm of waves on the beach will put you to sleep. Deb and Doug were perfect hosts. Knowledgeable and willing to help. Words cannot thoroughly express how I enjoyed my stay. My neighbors, fellow patrons, were friendly and always engaging in conversation. Proximity to the airport and Simpson Bay are ideal! I will definitely come to stay here again. Room #5 is my favorite. I step out onto the sand and marvel at the ocean view before me every morning!

Ramon United States of America

Great kitchen. Easy parking. Helpful hosts and friendly housekeepers. 5:00 sunset happy hour. Very clean. No bugs. The shower is excellent. It is also within walking distance to a fun bar called Nowhere Special. It is also a quick drive to Carrefour where you can buy groceries and hooch since there is no restaurant or bar on site.

Brian United States of America

I just want to say, This is a paradise on St.Martin. Owner's and staff of Gest House is incredible.

Vincent United States of America
9.6
Exceptional
68 reviews
  • What guests loved the most:
  • “The photos online don't do it justice! This place is beautiful and RIGHT ON THE BEACH! It was perfect. Great balcony to sit and have beers overlooking the bay!”
    Carlosroux Carlosroux United States of America United States of America
  • “Everything was so comfortable and cozy. Looking right out our door and seeing the ocean so near was a plus. The staff made sure we had everything that we needed.”
    Donna Donna United States of America United States of America
  • “Everything! well equipped kitchen, fast wifi, parking in site, friendly staff, and location in front of the beach, and close to restaurants and stores.”
    Rodrigo Rodrigo United States of America United States of America
  • “The beautiful location with the lovely beach just steps away, the large room with an unbeatable view and the wonderful staff.”
    Laura Laura United States of America United States of America
  • “great location, great owners, you are right there on your own slice of beach, Simpson Bay and surrounding places, and the people you will meet will change your life!”
    Jerry Jerry United States of America United States of America
  • “Debbie, the proprietor, was outstanding. She went above and beyond to make sure our stay was perfect. The view was spectacular. The room was huge!”
    Marjorie Marjorie United States of America United States of America
  • “The hosts, Debbie and Doug are amazing. Attention to every detail. Small and intimate facility. The resident dog, Margarita, and cat, Betsy made you feel like family.”
    Sharon Sharon United States of America United States of America
  • “If you are looking for all-inclusive, this is not for you. This is your own little place, immediately adjacent to the ocean.”
    Ramon Ramon United States of America United States of America
  • “Great kitchen. Easy parking. Helpful hosts and friendly housekeepers. 5:00 sunset happy hour. Very clean. No bugs. The shower is excellent.”
    Brian Brian United States of America United States of America
  • “I just want to say, This is a paradise on St.Martin. Owner's and staff of Gest House is incredible.”
    Vincent Vincent United States of America United States of America

Categories:

  • Staff 9.9
  • Facilities 9.6
  • Cleanliness 9.8
  • Comfort 9.7
  • Value for money 9.6
  • Location 9.7
High score for Simpson Bay
Apartments
Kitchen
Ocean view
Garden
BBQ facilities
Free WiFi
Terrace

The Horny Toad Guest house offers studios and apartments located right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay. The airport is a short 2-minute walk away.

The studios at this property are air-conditioned and come with a kitchenette and wardrobe. The apartment has a spacious seating area that includes a sofa and dining table. Free Wi-Fi is available.

Restaurants and bars can be reached a short 5-minute walk, and guests will find a major supermarket within 3.1 mi.

Mullet Bay Golf Course can be reached in a 2-minute drive, while St. Marteen Museum is 15 minutes away by car.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.7 for a two-person trip.

The Horny Toad Guest House has been welcoming Booking.com guests since Nov 27, 2013

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Most popular amenities

Free WiFi
Beachfront

Property Highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.7)

Free Parking Available On Site

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Reliable Info
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Closest beaches

  • Simpson Bay Beach

    8.8 Excellent beach
    50 feet from property

  • Kim Sha Beach

    8.7 Excellent beach
    3,050 feet from property

  • Maho Beach

    8.2 Very good beach
    1.3 miles from property

  • Nettle Bay Beach

    6.7 Pleasant beach
    1.3 miles from property

  • Mullet Bay Beach

    9.0 Wonderful beach
    1.6 miles from property

Guest reviews

9.6
Exceptional · 68 reviews
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Categories:
  • Staff 9.9
  • Facilities 9.6
  • Cleanliness 9.8
  • Comfort 9.7
  • Value for money 9.6
  • Location 9.7
High score for Simpson Bay

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See what guests loved the most:

  • Carlosroux
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “The photos online don't do it justice! This place is beautiful and RIGHT ON THE BEACH! It was perfect. Great balcony to sit and have beers overlooking the bay! Close to the airport and most places we wanted to go! Friendly staff and awesome room -...”
  • Donna
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “Everything was so comfortable and cozy. Looking right out our door and seeing the ocean so near was a plus. The staff made sure we had everything that we needed.”
  • Rodrigo
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “Everything! well equipped kitchen, fast wifi, parking in site, friendly staff, and location in front of the beach, and close to restaurants and stores.”
  • Laura
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “The beautiful location with the lovely beach just steps away, the large room with an unbeatable view and the wonderful staff.”
  • Jerry
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “great location, great owners, you are right there on your own slice of beach, Simpson Bay and surrounding places, and the people you will meet will change your life!”
  • Marjorie
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “Debbie, the proprietor, was outstanding. She went above and beyond to make sure our stay was perfect. The view was spectacular. The room was huge!”
  • Sharon
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “The hosts, Debbie and Doug are amazing. Attention to every detail. Small and intimate facility. The resident dog, Margarita, and cat, Betsy made you feel like family. Very knowledgeable with all things island.”
  • Ramon
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “If you are looking for all-inclusive, this is not for you. This is your own little place, immediately adjacent to the ocean. Buy some groceries locally, keep fresh in a wonderful well stocked kitchen, and choose when to just sit and relax looking...”
  • Brian
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “Great kitchen. Easy parking. Helpful hosts and friendly housekeepers. 5:00 sunset happy hour. Very clean. No bugs. The shower is excellent. It is also within walking distance to a fun bar called Nowhere Special. It is also a quick drive to Carrefour...”
  • Vincent
    United States of AmericaUnited States of America
    “I just want to say, This is a paradise on St.Martin. Owner's and staff of Gest House is incredible.”
Property questions and answers
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  • Washer and dryer on premises?
    We offer a laundry service for a fee.
    Answered on August 10, 2022
  • are there any safes
    Yes, there is a safe in every unit.
    Answered on August 10, 2022
  • What airport will I need fly in to? Is there a grocery store near the area? Thanks.
    You will need to fly into Princess Juliana International Airport. The airport code is SXM. Yes there is more than one grocery store near our guesthous...
    Answered on August 10, 2022
  • Is there a swimming pool?
    The ocean is our swimming pool!
    Answered on August 10, 2022
  • Is it a swimming pool at our disposal please?
    The ocean is our swimming pool!
    Answered on August 10, 2022
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Area info *
Excellent location – show map
* All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
Amenities of The Horny Toad Guest House

Most popular amenities

Free WiFi
Beachfront
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Private Bathroom
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linens
Outdoors
Sit back and relax
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Beachfront
  • Outdoor dining area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun deck
  • Barbecue
  • BBQ facilities
  • Patio
  • Balcony
  • Terrace
  • Garden
Kitchen
Freedom to eat when you want
  • Dining table
  • Toaster
  • Stovetop
  • Oven
  • Kitchenware
  • Kitchen
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Kitchenette
Room Amenities
Extra comfort
  • Tile/Marble floor
  • Soundproof
  • Fan
Outdoor & View
Enjoy the view
  • Ocean view
Services & Extras
  • Wake-up service
Activities
  • Beach
  • Golf course (within 2 miles)
Living Area
Space for everyone to be together
  • Dining area
Food & Drink
  • Grocery deliveries Additional charge
  • Tea/Coffee maker
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free public parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
  • Accessible parking
  • Secure parking
Transportation
  • Car rental
Front Desk Services
  • Invoice provided
  • Private check-in/out
  • Tour desk
Entertainment & Family Services
  • Board games/Puzzles
  • Books, DVDs or music for children
  • Board games/puzzles
Cleaning Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Ironing service Additional charge
  • Laundry Additional charge
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key access
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Safe
Building Characteristics
  • Private apartment in building
Health & Wellness Facilities
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Beach chairs/Loungers
Miscellaneous
  • Air conditioning
  • Smoke-free property
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Non-smoking rooms
Languages Spoken
  • English
Sustainability initiatives
This property has taken steps to provide more sustainable and eco-friendly travel

House rules The Horny Toad Guest House takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in

3:00 PM - 9:00 PM

You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.

Check-out

8:00 AM - 11:00 AM

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.

Children & Beds

Child policies

Children over 7 are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

There's no capacity for cribs at this property.

This property doesn't offer extra beds.

Age restriction

The minimum age for check-in is 21

Mastercard Visa The Horny Toad Guest House accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

Smoking

Smoking is not allowed.

Parties

Parties/events are not allowed

Quiet hours

Guests need be quiet between 11:00 PM and 7:00 AM.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

The fine print

This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

FAQs about The Horny Toad Guest House

  • From the nearest airport, you can get to The Horny Toad Guest House by:

    • Taxi 10min

  • The Horny Toad Guest House has the following number of bedrooms:

    • 1 bedroom

    For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.

  • The Horny Toad Guest House is 0.8 miles from the center of Simpson Bay.

  • The Horny Toad Guest House offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Golf course (within 2 miles)
    • Beachfront
    • Beach

  • The Horny Toad Guest House can accommodate this group size:

    • 2 guests

    For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.

  • Yes, there are options at this property that have a terrace. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.

  • Check-in at The Horny Toad Guest House is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is until 11:00 AM.

  • Yes, there are options at this property that have a balcony. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.

  • The prices at The Horny Toad Guest House may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.