Condo Hotel The Horny Toad Guest House
2 Vlaun Drive, N/A Simpson Bay, St. Maarten – Excellent location – show map
Excellent location – rated 9.7/10! (score from 58 reviews)
Real guests • Real stays • Real opinions
The hosts, Debbie and Doug are amazing. Attention to every detail. Small and intimate facility. The resident dog, Margarita, and cat, Betsy made you feel like family. Very knowledgeable with all things island.

If you are looking for all-inclusive, this is not for you. This is your own little place, immediately adjacent to the ocean. Buy some groceries locally, keep fresh in a wonderful well stocked kitchen, and choose when to just sit and relax looking out over the ocean and choose your own libation. This is peaceful rest! The evenings are breezy and the rhythm of waves on the beach will put you to sleep. Deb and Doug were perfect hosts. Knowledgeable and willing to help. Words cannot thoroughly express how I enjoyed my stay. My neighbors, fellow patrons, were friendly and always engaging in conversation. Proximity to the airport and Simpson Bay are ideal! I will definitely come to stay here again. Room #5 is my favorite. I step out onto the sand and marvel at the ocean view before me every morning!

Great kitchen. Easy parking. Helpful hosts and friendly housekeepers. 5:00 sunset happy hour. Very clean. No bugs. The shower is excellent. It is also within walking distance to a fun bar called Nowhere Special. It is also a quick drive to Carrefour where you can buy groceries and hooch since there is no restaurant or bar on site.

I just want to say, This is a paradise on St.Martin. Owner's and staff of Gest House is incredible.

The staff very friendly and accommodating. Would visit again.

Beautiful beachfront property, had a kitchen, friendly staff, very quiet, fresh flowers in room

We had a ground floor apartment, just a walk into the Caribbean Sea. The housekeeper’s Cheri went over and above with exceptional knowledge of the area and things to do. Also Jackie was very attentive. Angela was also great. We were very impressed with the all around cleanliness and care taken of the property and guests. A very well deserved double thumbs up!

Property was great sized room, immaculate and right on the ocean with perfect views

This was a great location right on the beach, with a great view. It has secure parking and everything needed to cook or enjoy the beach.Best for a relaxing getaway. The staff is very helpful. It is close to the airport so unless you want to explore the island, a car is not needed.

Absolutely everything!!!!! The rooms were clean and beautiful. The host and staff were exceptional. The beach and view were beautiful. It was a phenomenal start to our vacation. Thank you Angela!!!

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The Horny Toad Guest house offers studios and apartments located right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay. The airport is a short 2-minute walk away.
The studios at this property are air-conditioned and come with a kitchenette and wardrobe. The apartment has a spacious seating area that includes a sofa and dining table. Free Wi-Fi is available.
Restaurants and bars can be reached a short 5-minute walk, and guests will find a major supermarket within 3.1 mi.
Mullet Bay Golf Course can be reached in a 2-minute drive, while St. Marteen Museum is 15 minutes away by car.
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.6 for a two-person trip.
Most popular amenities
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Deluxe Suite with Sea View
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King Suite with Ocean View
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King Suite with Sea View
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King Suite with Balcony
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One-Bedroom Suite
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Suite with Sea View
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King Suite
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Superior Suite with Sea View
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Simpson Bay Beach
8.8 Excellent beach50 feet from propertyKim Sha Beach
8.7 Excellent beach3,050 feet from propertyMaho Beach
8.1 Very good beach1.3 miles from propertyNettle Bay Beach
6.8 Pleasant beach1.3 miles from propertyMullet Bay Beach
9.2 Wonderful beach1.6 miles from property
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Shoal Bay9.4 miles
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Restaurant Sale e Pepe1.2 miles
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Cafe/Bar Snoopy's1.9 miles
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Mountain Causeway Bridge0.6 miles
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Ocean/Sea Maho Beach3.7 miles
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Simpson Bay Beach50 feet
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Kim Sha Beach3,050 feet
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Maho Beach1.3 miles
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Nettle Bay Beach1.3 miles
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Mullet Bay Beach1.6 miles
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Princess Juliana International Airport0.9 miles
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Grand Case Esperance Airport5.5 miles
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Anguilla Airport12 miles
Cancellation/
prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.
Children & Beds
Child policies
Children over 7 are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
There's no capacity for cribs at this property.
This property doesn't offer extra beds.
Age restriction
The minimum age for check-in is 21
The Horny Toad Guest House accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.
Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.
Parties
Parties/events are not allowed
Quiet hours
Guests need be quiet between 11:00 PM and 7:00 AM.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
FAQs about The Horny Toad Guest House
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Yes, there are options at this property that have a balcony. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.
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The prices at The Horny Toad Guest House may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.
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The following parking options are available to guests staying at The Horny Toad Guest House (subject to availability):
- Parking on site
- Parking
- Secure parking
- Accessible parking
- Free parking
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The Horny Toad Guest House can accommodate this group size:
- 2 guests
For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.
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From the nearest airport, you can get to The Horny Toad Guest House by:
- Taxi 10min
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Check-in at The Horny Toad Guest House is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is until 11:00 AM.
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The Horny Toad Guest House offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):
- Golf course (within 2 miles)
- Beachfront
- Beach
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The Horny Toad Guest House is 0.8 miles from the center of Simpson Bay.
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The Horny Toad Guest House has the following number of bedrooms:
- 1 bedroom
For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.
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Yes, there are options at this property that have a terrace. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at The Horny Toad Guest House on this page.