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Unravel the mysteries of comfort at The Illuminati Guest House, where the pillows are so fluffy, they might just be hiding government secrets. In this luxurious B&B the first floor is where our Economy Rooms (Eco101, Eco102, and Eco103) are located. Right on the second floor there is also another bedroom (Eco104) which may be connected to the unit if you need 4 bedrooms instead of 3. This enlightening Bed&Breakfast offers 8 bedrooms, 1 bungalow, 1 clear dome, 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms, 1 sunroom, a bar, and 5 bathrooms with amenities such as, a Koi fish pond, 4 heated outdoor gazebos, an indoor swimming pool, a Jacuzzi hottub, a steamroom, a sauna, and a full gym. EV charging and bicycle rentals are complimentary. Unlock the secrets of relaxation at The Illuminati Guest House, where our spa treatments will leave you feeling so refreshed, you'll start seeing triangles everywhere. There is also a secondary, private unit. The three bedrooms on the main floor, and the one bedroom upstairs share the dining spaces, living area, full-kitchen, and the two shared bathrooms. Every bedroom is equipped with a full-size (double) bed, linnens, closet, a desk, a chair, and a smart-TV, heating, and A/C. Every bedroom is equipped with a full (double) size bed, linnens, closet, a desk, a chair, and a smart-TV, heating, and A/C. Prepare to have your mind blown at The Illuminati Guest House, where we promise not to hypnotize you (unless you ask).

Central location in the city of Langford. Few blocks away from the Langford RCMP Police Station. 2 minute walking distance to the Langford towncentre (Goldstream Village). Grocery shopping, Pharmacy, Liquor Store, Restaurants, Pubs, Starbucks, take-out joints, Dispensaries(420) all within walking distance. Only 15 minutes driving to the Victoria downtown area. Only 40 minutes to Victoria downtown by bus, including the walk to the bus stop.