Funny-Farm
Rittberg 6, 56767 Sassen, Germany – Excellent location – show map
7.1 miles from Nuerburgring in Sassen, Funny-Farm provides accommodations with access to a hot tub. This property offers access to a terrace, table tennis, free private parking, and free Wifi. The accommodation offers a 24-hour front desk, a shared kitchen, and luggage storage for guests. All units comprise a seating area with a sofa, a dining area, and a fully equipped kitchen with various cooking facilities, including an oven, a toaster, a fridge, and a stovetop. A patio with an outdoor dining area and garden views is offered in each unit. At the farm stay, each unit comes with bed linen and towels. As an added convenience, the farm stay offers packed lunches for guests to bring on excursions and other trips off-property. You can play darts at Funny-Farm, and the area is popular for hiking and walking tours. Guests can also warm up near the outdoor fireplace after a day of cycling. Cochem Castle is 19 miles from the accommodation, while Castle Eltz is 29 miles away. The nearest airport is Frankfurt-Hahn Airport, 40 miles from Funny-Farm.
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.1 for a two-person trip.
Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap
- Free parking
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free WiFi
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
Property practices
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- Rodrigo
Germany“The hostess Ute was extremely friendly and welcoming and made us feel at home from the first moment, she was also great with the kids. The animals in the farm are super friendly and the kids could really interact with all of them. The proximity to...” - CChristina Germany“Wir hatten 3 schöne Tag bei Ute, auch wenn das Wetter am Anfang nicht mitgespielt hat. Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, auch bei schlechtem Wetter etwas tolles zu unternehmen. Ute hat immer einen Tipp. Danke Ute für deine herzliche Art. Es hat uns...”
Achim Germany“Super freundlich, schöner Tierkontakt, toller Ausritt”
Area info
Amenities of Funny-FarmGreat facilities! Review score, 8.8
- Free parking
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free WiFi
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Family rooms
- Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- Towels/Sheets (extra fee)
- Bathtub or shower
- Private Bathroom
- Toilet
- Hairdryer
- Shower
- Linens
- Wardrobe or closet
- Garden view
- View
- Outdoor fireplace
- Picnic area
- Outdoor furniture
- Outdoor dining area
- Sun deck
- Barbecue
- BBQ facilities
- Patio
- Terrace
- Garden
- Shared kitchen
- Dining table
- Coffee machine
- Toaster
- Stovetop
- Oven
- Kitchenware
- Electric kettle
- Kitchen
- Refrigerator
- Kitchenette
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa bed
- Clothes rack
- Live sports events (broadcast)Off-site
- Live music/PerformanceOff-site
- Tour or class about local cultureAdditional charge
- Bike tours
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Entertainment staff
- Mini golfAdditional charge
- RacquetballAdditional chargeOff-site
- Horseback ridingAdditional charge
- BowlingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Darts
- Ping-pong
- Pool tableAdditional charge
- Playground
- Game room
- FishingAdditional chargeOff-site
- Tennis courtAdditional chargeOff-site
- Dining area
- Sofa
- Sitting area
- CD player
- Radio
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Street parking
- Accessible parking
- Invoice provided
- Private check-in/out
- Baggage storage
- Tour desk
- Express check-in/out
- 24-hour front desk
- Board games/Puzzles
- Babysitting/Child servicesAdditional charge
- Fire extinguishers
- Smoke alarms
- Key access
- Shuttle serviceAdditional charge
- Pet bowls
- Designated smoking area
- Smoke-free property
- Heating
- Private entrance
- Packed lunches
- Chapel/Shrine
- Family rooms
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Non-smoking rooms
- Wheelchair accessible
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Beach chairs/Loungers
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
- German
- English
Cancellation/
prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodations type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.
Children & Beds
Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
There's no capacity for cribs at this property.
This property doesn't offer extra beds.
No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Cash only
This property only accepts cash payments.
Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.
Pets
Pets are allowed. Charges may apply.
The fine printMust-know information for guests at this property
Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of EUR 5.00 per pet per night. Horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or EUR 10.00 per horse per night.
Please inform Funny-Farm of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
FAQs about Funny-Farm
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Room options at Funny-Farm include:
- Vacation Home
- Trailer
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Funny-Farm offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
- Cycling
- Hiking
- Playground
- Pool table
- Bowling
- Game room
- Ping-pong
- Tennis court
- Fishing
- Mini golf
- Darts
- Racquetball
- Tour or class about local culture
- Entertainment staff
- Live sports events (broadcast)
- Horseback riding
- Walking tours
- Badminton equipment
- Live music/Performance
- Bike tours
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Check-in at Funny-Farm is from 3:00 PM, and check-out is until 11:00 AM.
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Funny-Farm is 2,150 feet from the center of Sassen. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.
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The prices at Funny-Farm may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.
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Yes, there's a hot tub. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Funny-Farm on this page.
