About this property

Located just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

    • Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.5)

    • Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly-rated for its very comfy beds.

    • Free private parking available at the hotel


Availability

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Room Type
Number of guests
 
1 full bed
1 full bed
1 full bed
1 king bed
1 full bed
Bedroom
1 king bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 full bed
Bedroom
1 king bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 king bed
1 full bed
1 queen bed
1 full bed
1 queen bed
1 queen bed
1 queen bed
1 queen bed
1 queen bed
1 queen bed
Bedroom
1 king bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 full bed
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Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Gary
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The staff were amazing as was the place, Sarah and Frankie really made our stay special
  • Sarah
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The rooms and food were all excellent Garden is great if yiu have sunny weather. Very quiet location
  • June
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    My daughter and her husband spent their wedding night there, they absolutely love it, been there many times. It is a very special place for them
  • Marc
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Everything was lovely - food was excellent and staff so friendly
  • Kathryn
    Australia Australia
    What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way. If we get the opportunity, we will be back.
  • Safina
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked...
  • Elle
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The room we stayed in was lovely and cosy. The bed was very comfy so had a very good nights sleep, the mirror above the bed was a very nice touch!! The food in the restaurant was amazing and the lady that showed us to our room was lovely, she...
  • Caroline
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Lovely room, staff were friendly and efficient. Food in the restaurant was really good.
  • Michael
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.
  • Finc
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Nice comfortable room. Our room was spacious with good amenities. The bed (four poster) was glorious and extremely comfortable. The staff were friendly and accommodating, and the breakfast was freshly cooked to order..

Hotel area info

Restaurants

2 Restaurants On Site
  • Brasserie Restaurant
    • Cuisine
      British
    • Open for
      Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner
    • Ambience
      Romantic
    • Dietary options
      Vegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free

Amenities of Who'd A Thought It

Most popular amenities

  • Free parking
  • 2 restaurants
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Free Wifi
  • Room service
  • Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
  • Bar

Bathroom

  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Free toiletries
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower

Bedroom

  • Linens

View

  • Garden view

Outdoors

  • Picnic area
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun deck
  • Terrace
  • Garden

Kitchen

  • Coffee machine
  • Electric kettle
  • Refrigerator

Room Amenities

  • Socket near the bed

Media & Technology

  • Flat-screen TV
  • Satellite channels
  • Radio
  • TV

Food & Drink

  • Wine/Champagne
    Additional charge
  • Special diet meals (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Bar
  • Restaurant
  • Tea/Coffee maker

Internet
Wifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Parking
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is needed).

  • Accessible parking

Services

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Room service

Front Desk Services

  • Invoice provided

Entertainment & Family Services

  • Board games/Puzzles

Safety & security

  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Security alarm
  • Key access

General

  • Adults only
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Smoke-free property
  • Heating
  • Private entrance
  • Ironing facilities
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Iron

Accessibility

  • Entire unit located on ground floor

Spa

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Beach chairs/Loungers
  • Hot tub/Jacuzzi

Languages Spoken

  • English

House rules

Who'd A Thought It takes special requests – add in the next step!
Check-in
From 3:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in.
You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.
Check-out
Until 11:30 AM
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Enter your stay dates and check the conditions of your selected option.
Children & Beds

Child policies

Children not allowed.

Crib and extra bed policies

Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.

No age restriction
There's no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Cards accepted at this hotel
American ExpressVisaMastercardMaestroDiscover Cash is not accepted

The fine print

Must-know information for guests at this property

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Who'd A Thought It of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

FAQs about Who'd A Thought It