About this property
Located just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.
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Most popular amenities
- Free parking
- 2 restaurants
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free Wifi
- Room service
- Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
- Bar
Availability
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Guest reviews
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Guests who stayed here loved
- Gary
United Kingdom
“The staff were amazing as was the place, Sarah and Frankie really made our stay special” - Sarah
United Kingdom
“The rooms and food were all excellent Garden is great if yiu have sunny weather. Very quiet location” - June
United Kingdom
“My daughter and her husband spent their wedding night there, they absolutely love it, been there many times. It is a very special place for them” - Marc
United Kingdom
“Everything was lovely - food was excellent and staff so friendly” - Kathryn
Australia
“What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way. If we get the opportunity, we will be back.” - Safina
United Kingdom
“The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked...” - Elle
United Kingdom
“The room we stayed in was lovely and cosy. The bed was very comfy so had a very good nights sleep, the mirror above the bed was a very nice touch!! The food in the restaurant was amazing and the lady that showed us to our room was lovely, she...” - Caroline
United Kingdom
“Lovely room, staff were friendly and efficient. Food in the restaurant was really good.” - Michael
United Kingdom
“We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.” - Finc
United Kingdom
“Nice comfortable room. Our room was spacious with good amenities. The bed (four poster) was glorious and extremely comfortable. The staff were friendly and accommodating, and the breakfast was freshly cooked to order..”
Hotel area info
Restaurants
- Brasserie Restaurant
- CuisineBritish
- Open forBreakfast • Lunch • Dinner
- AmbienceRomantic
- Dietary optionsVegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free
Amenities of Who'd A Thought It
Most popular amenities
- Free parking
- 2 restaurants
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free Wifi
- Room service
- Tea/Coffee Maker in All Rooms
- Bar
Bathroom
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- Bathtub or shower
- Private bathroom
- Toilet
- Free toiletries
- Hairdryer
- Shower
Bedroom
- Linens
View
- Garden view
Outdoors
- Picnic area
- Outdoor furniture
- Sun deck
- Terrace
- Garden
Kitchen
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Refrigerator
Room Amenities
- Socket near the bed
Media & Technology
- Flat-screen TV
- Satellite channels
- Radio
- TV
Food & Drink
- Wine/ChampagneAdditional charge
- Special diet meals (on request)
- Breakfast in the room
- Bar
- Restaurant
- Tea/Coffee maker
InternetWifi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
ParkingFree private parking is available on site (reservation is needed).
- Accessible parking
Services
- Daily housekeeping
- Room service
Front Desk Services
- Invoice provided
Entertainment & Family Services
- Board games/Puzzles
Safety & security
- Fire extinguishers
- CCTV outside property
- CCTV in common areas
- Smoke alarms
- Security alarm
- Key access
General
- Adults only
- Designated smoking area
- Air conditioning
- Smoke-free property
- Heating
- Private entrance
- Ironing facilities
- Non-smoking rooms
- Iron
Accessibility
- Entire unit located on ground floor
Spa
- Beach umbrellas
- Beach chairs/Loungers
- Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Languages Spoken
- English
House rules
Child policies
Children not allowed.
Crib and extra bed policies
Cribs and extra beds aren't available at this property.





The fine print
Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform Who'd A Thought It of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.