We Hate F Tourists
About this property
Central Location: We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 1.2 mi nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 3.7 mi from the hostel. Exceptional Facilities: Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. Comfortable Accommodations: Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies, and city views. Breakfast options include continental, buffet, and vegetarian with fresh pastries and fruits. Guest Services: The hostel provides a paid airport shuttle, 24-hour front desk, concierge, tour desk, and luggage storage. Highly rated for its bar, host, and room cleanliness.
Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 9.1 for a two-person trip.
Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap
Most popular amenities
- Parking
- Free Wifi
- Airport shuttle
- Non-smoking rooms
- 24-hour front desk
- Terrace
- Elevator
- Garden
- Bar
Guest reviews
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Guests who stayed here loved
- Milena
Armenia
“Everything was nice and clean! One of the best hostels I stayed in! I joined their tour to Sintra, one of the highlights of my trip :)” - Viktoriia
Armenia
“I really like all the details regarding the stuff and the welcoming part - I even received a map with to-do list in my next destination” - Tamar
Israel
“I loved everything! The hostel is beautiful, new, well furnished, very clean. The staff is lovely, welcoming and very friendly. The rooftop view is beautiful and the common areas are comfy and quiet. Great location- 5 min walk to Intendente metro...” - Gabrielle
Morocco
“Staff was great. Location good. Was so worried about my delayed flight. Night staff was exceptionally welcoming particularly considering the delay. Excellent.” - Rory
United Kingdom
“Clean, modern, friendly, everything was easy and straightforward” - Begüm
Turkey
“The property was absolutely perfect—top-notch facilities, greate location, and the staff went above and beyond to make us feel welcome. Their energy and warmth made me comfortable as a solo traveler. Plus the rooms had AC, rare thing in Portugal....” - Justine
United Arab Emirates
“I enjoyed my stay at WHFT. The staff were lovely and very accommodating, always ready to help with a smile. The place was clean and well-maintained, which I really appreciated. However, some of the people in my shared room were quite noisy late...” - Marques
Portugal
“I absolutely loved my stay at this hostel! The atmosphere is warm and welcoming, with a vibrant energy that makes you feel at home right away. Everything is spotless and well taken care of, showing how much they care about their guests. The...” - Hayden
United Kingdom
“Was located in a perfect spot; Not right in the center but really close to the Metro and walkable. I went to a few of the activities and they were worth it, everyone staying there was respectful and friendly; This isn't a party hostel but still...” - Keziah
Spain
“Nicest staff, nicest location and just really clean and such a breath of fresh air. The name is kind of funny but they have a whole story to it which is so lovely. I had the best stay at Lisbon with them. They have this rooftop with the best view....”
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House rules
Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.
All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.



The fine print
When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
Please inform We Hate F Tourists of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
License number: 85993/AL